we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Another day, another engagement, another cat
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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