He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
is wine microwaveable?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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