You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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