I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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