I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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