It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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