i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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