Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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