Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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