Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Randomize