...so i touched it.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Randomize
