And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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