No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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