toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Can I color on your dick again?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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