White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I deserve this hangover.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
