I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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