do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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