I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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