are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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