I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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