Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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