quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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