She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Rumble strips road head = magical
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
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