I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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