So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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