love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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