I just saw a hot homeless man
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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