Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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