I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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