we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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