taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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