I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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