what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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