Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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