I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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