They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I had to cum in my sink.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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