I must be too annoying 4 u.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I believe in your delicious
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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