The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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