Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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