his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
birth control should be required to get into college
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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