Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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