Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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