It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize
