yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
FUCK WHALES
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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