Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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