Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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