: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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