If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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