I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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