Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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