My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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