Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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